I Bet The Entire Saturday CFB Slate

College football last week was everything a fan could ask for. Top matchups, nail biters, heartbreakers everywhere you looked. It lived up to the hype of being one of the best slates of the year. It's got me so juiced up that I've decided to bet every game on the slate on Saturday. We're going full degen, sicko, call the hotline mode. If there's a game you're on the fence about and need a little push to one side, then this is just for you. I'm seeing the board so clearly that if I go negative, I will release my DONKEY KONG SCHLONG LOCK OF THE YEAR next week for free. As always, gamble responsibly. #SaturdaysAreGuaranteedProfitDays

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Louisville +5 vs Miami (-110)

Too many close calls for Cam Ward and the Canes recently. Louisville is a good squad with a veteran QB. I'll take the points at home with a potential upset alert.

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Clemson -21 vs UVA (-110)

Cade Klubnik has this offense dialed right now. UVA has been better than people expected this year, but Clemson is just a tier above. This will be closer than people think but the Tigers will pull away and won't look back at some point in the game.

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Indiana -6.5 vs Nebraska (-110)

I'm riding the Hoosiers until they fail me. Curt Cignetti said it best "google him, he wins" and they cover as well. Works out that I get to fade the Patrick Mahomes cosplayer on Nebraska as well.

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Missouri -4 vs Auburn (-110)

I don't love either of these teams. I'm backing Missouri to handle business at home after pounding UMass. I hope they've got that beatdown from A&M in the rearview at this point. Auburn is a dumpster fire right now and don't think you can trust them at all.

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Army -16 vs ECU (-110)

Army has been balling and they run the damn ball. They'll continue to roll against a wishy washy ECU team. The number is a bit high but got to support the troops.

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Wisconsin -8 vs Northwestern (-110)

I don't think I've ever won money when I bet on Wisconsin. If they come out how they looked against Rutgers then they should handle Northwestern without a sweat. Please please please Badgers just do what you're supposed to do.

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Rutgers -4.5 vs UCLA (-110)

This is such a bounce back spot for Rutgers. UCLA is flying across the country and Ethan Garbers is garbage. I trust the Scarlett Knights will get back on track.

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UConn -2 vs Wake Forest (-110)

The Huskies are actually pretty decent this year. I'm going to back them at home. I think this game means more to them. Wake Forest doesn't really have much to play for besides conference pride. This is more or less tailing the oddsmakers.

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Arizona State +5 vs Cincinati (-110)

I like watching the Sun Devils and their running back Skattebo. Even though they have their backup QB playing he's got experience and won't be too much of a liability. Give me the points and I think they'll keep it close enough.

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Louisiana -4.5 vs Coastal Carolina (-110)

This just comes down to I think Louisiana is flat out better. I watched Coastal against UVA and was not impressed at all. It also helps that they don't play a lick of defense.

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South Carolina +2.5 vs Oklahoma (-110)

I got this line pretty early on because I liked the matchup from the jump. Oklahoma blows and South Carolina is bound to at least keep this close. Too many heartbreakers for them as of late. Line movement is in our favor as well.

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Eastern Michigan -3.5 vs Central Michigan(-110)

MACtion MACtion MACtion. Have I watched a lot of it? No. I did however hit one of my biggest plays on the season backing the Eagles, so we'll ride again. Cole Snyder has been solid enough to trust.

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Tulsa +3 vs Temple (-110)

This is a game where if you told people you bet on it they would think you've got a problem. These teams are absolutely terrible. I'm going with Tulsa and the points. I'm hoping that since they've played pretty decent teams that it's prepared them for this game against Temple.

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Alabama -2.5 vs Tennessee (-110)

I love Nico but he ain't ready for this type of game. I don't care if it's in Neyland. Roll Tide.

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Georgia Tech +14 vs Notre Dame (-110)

Haynes King is out which hurts. Pyron is athletic enough and has the experience I think to keep this close. Riley Leonard does not scare me at all.

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Illinois +3.5 vs Michigan (-110)

I love Luke Atlmyer and this Illinois team. On the opposite side of the spectrum, I haven't liked Michigan in any game all year. I smell upset! 

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Navy -16 vs Charlotte (-110)

This is a mirror image of the Army game. I support the troops and Charlotte ain't going to stop the Navy train.

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NC State +10.5 vs Cal (-110)

Way too many points. These teams are the Spider Man meme. Both mediocre for different reasons. I'll take the points and watch this yawn fest.

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Kansas -5 vs Houston (-110)

I am probably going to hate myself for doing this. I said I wouldn't bet on Kansas anymore this year. But this Houston team is god awful. Surely the Jayhawks will take care of business here. Right? 

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Hawaii +19 vs Washington State (-110)

Will Hawaii win this game? No. Do I think they're competent enough to cover? Yes.

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Texas State -10 vs ODU (-110)

Love love love the Bobcats. As long as they aren't idiots then ODU shouldn't give them the slightest issue. I trust McCloud and Mahdi.

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Miami Ohio -3.5 vs Ohio (-110)

This is simply a read the line bet.

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Bowling Green -21 vs Kent State (-110)

I can't say I've ever seen Bowling Green as 21 point favorites, but how can anyone bet on Kent State with confidence.

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Buffalo +1 vs Western Michigan (-110)

Closed my eyes and picked.

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Northern Illinois -2.5 vs Toledo (-110)

Give me the team that beat ND. Toledo's record is lowkey fraudulent.

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South Florida -13.5 vs UAB (-110)

South Florida will grind this game out and handle UAB. They are way more equipped to win this game and cover.

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FAU +7 vs UTSA (-110)

I actually like this FAU squad. Give me the Owls with a tuddy.

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Tulane -22 vs Rice (-110)

Very unexpected but I will not be backing Rice. This might as well be a bye week for Tulane.

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USC -7.5 vs Maryland (-110)

I will never back Maryland after they got throttled by Northwestern.

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Colorado +2 vs Arizona (-110)

(Holds up watch)

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Texas Tech -6 vs Baylor (-110)

Give me the Red Raiders at home. Lots of momentum and they will cover against a Baylor squad with little motivation left.

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New Mexico +1.5 vs Utah State (-110)

Shoutout Bronco Mendenhall and Dampier. I'll take this upset and ride.

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San Jose State -11.5 vs Wyoming (-110)

San Jose State lowkey a wagon? They're at home too. Easy money! 

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JMU -9.5 vs Georgia Southern (-110)

I don't think you can bet against Barnett right now. The kid is balling! (Only doing spreads but I'd take the over in this as well).

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Texas A&M -19.5 vs Mississippi State (-110)

The spread should be -100. Mississippi State doesn't want to be out there. They should be relegated to the Sun Belt.

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Arkansas +3 vs LSU (-110)

Such a letdown spot here for LSU. Nussmeier got so lucky last week against the Rebels. They're going to get upset in Fayetteville.

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Vanderbilt -27 vs Ball State (-110)

Backing America's team. Also Ball State? Pee ew!!!!

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Southern Miss +7 vs Arkansas State (-110)

Record isn't indicative of this Southern Miss team. They'll keep this one within a touchdown.

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Texas -4.5 vs Georgia (-110)

Hook em

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Iowa State -13.5 vs UCF (-110)

KJ Jefferson going to get sucked up in a cyclone! 

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Kansas State -2.5 vs WVU (-110)

West Virginia is way too volatile for me to back. I like the Wildcats in this game a lot.

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Iowa -6 vs Michigan State (-110)

Chiles for Michigan State may never live down that meme. Dude blows. Give me Iowa football! 

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North Texas +11.5 vs Memphis (-110)

Although I think North Texas' record is a sham, I do think 11.5 is way too many points. Their offense is explosive enough to keep this one close.

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Florida -1.5 vs Kentucky (-110)

It's officially DJ Lagway time. No more excuses. He's got the reigns. Lets see this kid ballout.

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SMU -16.5 vs Stanford (-110)

SMU is the real deal. I think after Stanford got their win against Syracuse they were cashed out from there. Give me the ponies! 

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Colorado State -7 vs Air Force (-110)

Technically a rivalry game, so I should probably take the points but I don't think I can bet on Air Force. No clean sweep on supporting the troops unfortunately.

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Oregon State +6.5 vs UNLV (-110)

I'm not sure how UNLV keeps winning. I think it's because they haven't really played anyone besides Syracuse but still. I think Oregon State will control the clock and keep it close.

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TCU +3.5 vs Utah (-110)

I think the Horned Frogs are actually pretty decent. No Cam Rising which isn't anything new but I'll back TCU here with the points.

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